I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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