Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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