that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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