CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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