She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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