"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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