I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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