also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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