is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
a search helicopter?!
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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