im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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