Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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