I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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