When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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