At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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