once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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