We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I want to be your penis for a week.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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