We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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