man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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