my text book just quoted the cookie monster
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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