Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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