Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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