My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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