"it" just moved
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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