i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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