Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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