come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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