apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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