Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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