I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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