Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I wish i was in the wii world.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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