Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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