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(917): View more from New York City

Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?

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Vagina

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(847): View more from Illinois

I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.

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(217): View more from Illinois

So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy

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(904): View more from Florida

Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.

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(562): View more from California

Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics

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(616): View more from Michigan

No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....

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(408): View more from California

Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.

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