using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.