she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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