worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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