I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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