These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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