Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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