no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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