How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
