literally had 100 drinks last night.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
