Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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