So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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