i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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