youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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