everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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