I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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