Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I am spending my child support on dildos
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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