How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
third nipple confirmed
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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