I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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