This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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