I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
3pm strippers are depressing
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
