Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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