Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
