Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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