I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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