omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
there was a trapeze. enough said
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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