Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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